"Lesbian Lovers" joke
Whats the difference between gtting caught by a speed camera and going down on a woman?
When you go dowwn on a woman u can actually see the cunt behind the bush !!!
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"
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Funny J:depends on a size of bushes
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Anonym:wait, im a little thick, don't get it?
Funny Joke? 6 vote(s). 50% are positive. 4 comment(s).