"Lesbian Lovers" joke

Whats the difference between gtting caught by a speed camera and going down on a woman?
When you go dowwn on a woman u can actually see the cunt behind the bush !!!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Funny J:depends on a size of bushes
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Anonym:wait, im a little thick, don't get it?
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