"Lesson in Sex Education" joke
The fourth grade teacher cautiously approched the subject of sex education, knowing little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. Surprisingly, Johnny remained quite attentive throughout her entire lecture.
Towards the end of her lesson, the teacher asked for examples of sex education from the class.
Bobby raised his hand and told the teacher, "Yesterday, I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good example," praised the teacher.
Little Mary stood up and said, "My mommy had a baby." "That's wonderful," the teacher said.
Johnny then raised his hand. With much trepidation and fear, the teacher called on him.
"I was watching the Lone Ranger on TV and he was surrounded by tons of Indians. They all attacked him at the same time and he killed all of them with his two guns," Johnny said, proudly.
Relieved, but puzzled, the teacher asked, "What does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
"It sure taught those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger!"
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