"Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark" joke

One: Don't miss the boat.Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you to do something really big.Five: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.Six: Build your future on high ground.Seven: For safety's sake travel in pairs.Eight: Speed isn't everything. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.Nine: When you're stressed, float awhile.Ten: Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a rainbow waiting.

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