"Let It Burn" joke

Eddie lived next door to a beautiful blonde named Julie.
One evening, as he was driving home from work, he noticed his neighbor's house was on fire. When he got closer, he saw Julie standing in the yard, watching the blaze.
Stopping his car and getting out, he rushed over to her. "Julie, your house is on fire!" he exclaimed.
"Yes, I know," a calm Julie replied.
"Well, aren't you going to do anything?" Eddie inquired.
"Nah, let it burn," Julie said. "I have enough lumber in the attic to build a new one."

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