"Lets bash some hippies" joke
I usually do jokes about the 50's because there wasn't much humorous in the US during the 60's, except for the hippies:
Male Hippies were the guys with the long hair. Actually, it probably came in handy - they didn't have to buy shirts
It really bothered me seeing them comb their shoulder length hair around food - and the girls were just as bad
Every morning at the bus & train stations you could see the hippie chicks using the rest rooms to dirty-up a little
The hippie chicks of that era really didn't have much taste in clothes - I'd seen poultry dressed better
And all of the hippies could carry their medicine cabinets right along with them - in brown paper bags
I'm not sure which was worst, their body odor or their breath; with all the drugs used, if they breathed on ya, you'd go limp
There's still some old hippies around, but instead of drugs, they're snorting prunes and Maalox now
Even back then, the hippies tried to legalize marijuana; but... they kept forgetting where they left the petitions
One hippie mixed the ashes from his cremated ex with pot - said it was the only time she ever made him feel good
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