"Letter from Private Eye..Hired cause wife is suspected of cheating." joke

Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall out tree, not see.
NO FEE