"Letters to God -- Part 2" joke

The following are letters from children to GOD.
If You give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
-Sam
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
-Dean
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
-Elliott
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
-Nan
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.
-Rob
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
-Marsha
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey D.
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do.
-Eddie
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already.
-Charles
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
-Eugene