"Lieing to a cop" joke
A man going down the highway is pulled over by a cop for speeding, the officer said can i see your license the man in the car says sorry i dont have my license i stole this car, then the officer said can i look in the trunk, the man replies no theres a dead body of a lady in there, the officer said theres a dead lady in the trunk? the man replies yes, the officer says what did u use to kill her? the man replies the gun in my glove capartment. The officer calls for backup and when it comes they check out the license plates of the mans car its his car, they check his glove capartment theres no gun, and they check the trunk and theres no body, the officer walks up to the man and the man replies so i betcha that lieing son of a b*tch told you i was speeding to?
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