"Life In The Navy 2" joke

Raise Your Bed To Within 6 Inches Of The Ceiling.
Have Your Next Door Neighbor Come Over Each Day At 5am, And Blow A Whistle So Loud That Helen Keller Could Hear It And Shout "Reveille, Reveille, All Hands Heave Out And Trice Up".

Have Your Mother-In-Law Write Down Everything She's Going To Do The Following Day, Then Have Her Make You Stand In The Back Yard At 6am And Read It To You.

Eat The Raunchiest Mexican Food You Can Find For Three Days Straight, Then Lock Yourself Out Of The Bathroom For 12 Hours, And Hang A Sign On The Door That Reads "Secured-Contact Oa Division At X-3053."

Submit A Request Form To Your Father-In-Law, Asking If It's Ok For You To Leave Your House Before 3pm.

Invite 200 Of Your Not-So-Closest Friends To Come Over, Then Board Up All The Windows And Doors To Your House For 6 Months. After The 6 Months Is Up, Take Down The Boards, Wave At Your Friends And Family Through The Front Window Of Your Home... You Can't Leave Until The Next Day You Have Duty.
Shower With Above-Mentioned Friends.