"Lifes Questions About Men" joke

> > > Answers to Life's Questions About Men
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> > > What did God say after creating man?
> > > I must be able to do better than that.
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> > > What did God say after creating Eve?
> > > "Practice makes perfect."
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> > > How are men and parking spots alike?
> > > All the good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped
> > > or extremely small.
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> > > What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> > > They're married.
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> > > Why are married women heavier than single women?
> > > Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> > > Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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> > > What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
> > > A widow.
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> > > Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
> > > God says: "So you would love her."
> > > "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
> > > God says: "So she would love you."
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> > > Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
> > > He wouldn't ask for directions.
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