"Lightbulb joke collection 37" joke

Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.

Q: How many U. S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1. 00000000000000000000000"

Q: How many alt. fan. star-trek readers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore.

Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just assimilate the bulb.

Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them.

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.