"Lights" joke

"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don't expect results.

Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they like Danzig in the dark.

Q: How many Mafia more...

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

to: ALL staff
from: Office of Superintendant
re: "Teacher In Service Training" schedule (TITS)
In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our district is now required to supply bigger and better TITS for each employee.
We are more...