"Lilac Crazy" joke
The bartender at our golf club named a drink Lilac Crazy in honour of one of the members.
Every time the member came to the 19th hole, that's exactly what he did.
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do
you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I
have an elderly more...
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Quickly, God was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. God was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly more...
A blonde goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! Everywhere I touch hurts!"
She touched her shoulder, and it hurt. She touched her leg, and it hurt. She touched her neck, and it hurt.
The doctor looked at her and said, "Your finger is more...
AN unmarried girl prayed,' Hey Bhagwan, I never asked you for anything. But please grant my mother a son-in-law.'
Bhagwan heard the girl's prayer. Her sister found a husband!