"Lion's Club Speech" joke

A minister gave a talk on sex to the Lion's Club.
When he got home, he didn't feel comfortable telling his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he told her he had discussed horseback riding with the members.
A few days later, his wife ran into some of the members at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had given.
"Yes, I heard," she said. "I was a little surprised about the subject matter, since he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off!"

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