"Lisp Guy" joke
One day, a guy that had a lisp decided to walk down the street. His name was Harry!
He walks into the bakery, looks around and says to the lady behind the counter "Can I please have that bum!" the lady behind the counters says "You mean bun!" Harry replies "Yeh!" he gets his bun and then walks into the Hardware shop next door. he has a look around and gets something then walks up to the counter and says "Can I please buy this fuck it!" the shopkeeper replies "You mean bucket!" Harry answers "Yeh!" he gets his bucket and then walks down the street a bit more.
He gets to the petshop and sees a dog left by itself in the window. He feels sorry for it so he walks up to the counter in the pet shop and says "Can I please have that cock and spank it!" the shopkeeper replies" You mean cocker spaniel!" Harry answers "Yeh!"He gets the cocker spaniel and is walking home when he drops his bun and bucket. An old women walked past him so he said to her "Can you please hold my cock and spank it while I get my bum and fuck it!!!"
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