"Little Heavy" joke
An American Who Finds Himself In Moscow Wants To Know The Time. He Sees A Man Approaching Him Carrying Two Heavy Suitcases And Asks The Fellow If He Knows The Correct Time.
"Certainly," Says The Russian, Setting Down The Two Bags And Looking At His Wrist. "It Is 11: 43 And 17 Seconds. The Date Is Feb. 13, The Moon Is Nearing Its Full Phase And The Atmospheric Pressure Stands At 992 Hectopascals And Is Rising."
The Visitor Is Dumbfounded But Manages To Ask If The Watch That Provides All This Information Is Japanese. No, He Is Told, It Is "Our Own, A Product Of Soviet Technology."
"Well, That Is Wonderful, You Are To Be Congratulated."
"Yes," The Russian Answers, Straining To Pick Up The Suitcases, "But These Batteries Are Still A Little Heavy."
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