"Little Johnny's Bike" joke

Little Johnny's riding his bike around the Catholic school yard, when one of the nuns asks "have you a license to ride in the school little Johnny?"
Johnny takes out a slip of paper which the nun reads.
"That's fine, me boy" she says and off he goes.
Next break, another nun asks the same and little Johnny shows his license once more. Later in the day Johnny rides by the bike shed, under which is sat a priest with his knob in his hand.
"Can you come over here for a few minutes please, little Johnny?"
"Oh no" thinks Johnny, "NOT THE BREATHERLYSER AGAIN!!!"

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