"Little Johnny's Weekend" joke

Monday morning the teacher asks her class if there was anything exciting that happened to them over the weekend.
As usual, little Johnny is waving his hand frantically, but knowing his reputation the teacher is doing her best to avoid calling on him.
Finally, she gives in and calls on him, "All right, Johnny, tell us what you did this weekend."
"I had my dog pull me in my wagon," Johnny proudly states. "We came to this steep hill and were going so fast that my dog couldn't run fast enough. That's when the handle of the wagon rammed right up his ass."
"Rectum, Johnny, rectum!" the teacher scolds.
"Wrecked um? Ha! Damn near killed him!" Johnny exclaims.

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