"Little Pete" joke

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.
' Alright! ' he raged,' alright! who did it? what goldarned carmint painted my horse blue? '
And the huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie, rose from a chair by the door.' It were me, shrimp,' he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists.' What about it? '
' Oh, well, er' stammered little Pete wretchedly,' all I wanted to say was. .... when are you going to give it another coat? '

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