"Little Red Riding Hood" joke

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to Grandma's house when the Big Bad Wolf suddenly jumped out from behind a tree.
Holding a knife to her throat, he sneered, "Aha, now I have you Red. I'm going to screw your brains out!"
Calmly, Little Red Riding Hood reached into her picnic basket, pulled out a pistol and pointed it at him.
"That's what you think!" she exclaimed. "You're going to eat me just like the book says!"

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