"Little Weenie" joke
One day a husband and a wife are gardening when the husband says to the wife that her butt is as big as the grill. She objects, and so they decide to measure it. Sure enought it is as big as the grill and the wife is mad. When they are both in bed the husband is very sorry and asks if the wife will make love to him. The wife replied,"Do you really think I am gonna fire up this big as grill for one little weenie?"
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!"
And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?"
Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to more...
A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.
Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire more...
During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, more...
When Monica takes Tripps to Washington, she stays in a posh hotel.
While checking her in, the clerk asked,' 'President's suite?''
''No, Actually sort of bitter,'' she admitted.
''Bitter? Hell, I never even kissed her.'' Clinton responded.''