"Little boy" joke
one DAY this boy asked his dad " what is politics?" his dad replied "ok ill put it this way: im the president /your mom is the vice president /the maid is the world/ and your the people"....so the boy goes tobed thinking about what his dad had said.. he woke up i the middle of the night and had to go to the batheroom he went into his parents room but his mom is asleep so he walks to the maids room but the door is locked he peeks in the key hole and sees his dad in bed with the maid... SO THE BOY GOES TO BED WITH OUT GOING TO THE BATHEROOM THE NEXT MORNING HIS DAD ASKS" SO DID YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT I SAID" THE BOY REPLIES " YEP" DAD SAYS "TELL ME "THE BOY SAYS"WELL I FOUND OUT THAT THE PRESIDENT IS FUCKING THE WORLD WHILE THE VICE PRESIDENT IS ASLEEP, AND THE PEOPLE ARE IN DEEP SHIT.
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