"Little boy and girl each one better than the other" joke
There's a little boy and a little girl walking down the street one day.
The Little boy turn to the little girl and says: "My dad gave me five dollars today."
The little girl looks at him and says: "So what! My dad gave me ten dollars today."
As they get a little further down the street the little boy turns to the little girl and says: "My dad bought a brand new car."
The little girl looks at him and says: "So what! My day buys a new car every year."
Well this bothered the little bay a little but not to bad. As they walked down the street a little further the little boy turned to the little girl and said: "My dad started me a bank account last week and put in fifty dollars."
The little lookes at him and said: "So what! My start me a bank account and I have over five hundered dollars in it."
Now this saw pissing the little boy off, every time he told the little girl something she told him something better. Well the little boy thought and thought and thought as they walked down the street till he thought of something the little girl could not top him on.
The little boy stop looked at the little girl and drop his pants and said: "I have one of these and you don't!"
The little girl turn and pulled up her dress and said: "I have one of these and can get all those I want!"
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