"Loan for the pond" joke

One day, a little frog was sitting in his pond looking around at home. He decided that it just wasn't as nice as he knew it could be and he decided to remodel to raise the value of his property and to live more comfortably. He called the local forest contractor and got an estimate for $5000. The little frog only had $2500 saved up so he decided to go to a bank to apply for a loan for the rest of the money. When he got to the bank, he hopped over to one of the tellers and said, "good morning, I would like to apply for a loan" the teller looked at the little frog and said, "you have to go speak to our loan specialist, Ms. Patty Mac, third office on your left". So the little frog hopped into Ms. Mac's office and jumped on to the desk and said, "good morning, I would like to apply for a loan". Patty looked at the little frog and said, "What will you be putting up as collateral?" The little frog was confused, not knowing what collateral was so Ms. Mac explained it to him, "it's something you put up against the loan so we can give you the money". So the little frog hopped back to his pond, looked up on his shelf, took something down, and hopped back to the bank and presented it to the loan specialist. Patty looked down at the item on her desk in puzzlement, having no idea what was being presented to her. Not wanting to turn away something that could be of value, she decided to go to the bank president and explain the situation. "This little frog wants a loan to redecorate his pond, so I told him to bring back something to use as collateral and this is what he brought me. I'm not quite sure what it is so I didn't know how I should handle this." The bank president looked at the item on his desk, looked up at the loan specialist and said…"It's a knick knack Patty Mac, give the frog a loan!!" Animals
Don't Look "One day, a little girl asked her mother if she could get in the shower with her. Her mom said, "Yes, but just don't look up or down." So, they got in the shower.
The little girl looked up and asked, "What are they?" The mom replied, "They're my headlights."
Then, the little girl looked down and asked, "What's that?" "That's my bush," replied the mom.
The following day, the little girl asked her father if she could get in the shower with him. He replied, "OK, but just don't look down."
They got in the shower and the little girl looked down and asked, "What's that?" The father replied, "That's my snake."
That night, the little girl asked her parents if she could sleep in their bed. The mother said, "Yes, but just don't look under the covers.
The little girl crawled into their bed and immediately looked under the covers. "Mom," she exclaimed, "turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is going into your bush!!"

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