"Long Day of Golf" joke

Mrs. Jones began to get nervous when dark fell and her husband hadn't returned from his regular Saturday golf game. Dinnertime came and went and she became more and more anxious, so when she heard his car pull in, she rushed out to the driveway. "Where've you been? I've been worried sick! she exclaimed.

"Harry had a heart attack on the third hole," her husband explained.

"Oh, no, That's terrible."

"You're telling me," moaned her husband. " All day long it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry..."

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