"Looking for my car" joke

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy.
"What the heck are you doing? " he asks the drunk.
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies.
"So how does feeling the roof help you? " asks the puzzled manager.
"well," replies the drunk earnestly, "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!"

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