"Looking forward to old age." joke

There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon. They were ten years apart in ages.One was 60, another 70 and the last 80 years old.The 60 yo, started complaining. He said "I wish I could just piss all at once and not dribble, dribble, dribble all day and night."The 70 year old then said, "I don't have that problem. I just wish I could take one good dump and not ooze, ooze, oooze all day and night. The 80 year old started laughing at the other two. He said, "I don't have any of those problems!" "At 7:00 a.m. I take a good piss, at 9:00 a.m. I take a good shit."My only problem is that...I don't wake up until noon!"

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