"Looks bad on resume cover letters" joke

1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good. 2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down. 3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job. 4. I know where you live. 5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted." 6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job. 7. Happy faces. 8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters. 9. I'm confident that I'll get this job. The voices told me.

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