"Lose Weight" joke
Two housewives were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds."
"Why don't you just leave him then? " asked her friend.
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I like to lose at least another ten to fifteen pounds first."
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