"Lost Key" joke

One day, I met an old friend, Sam, walking down the street with his front door under his arm. I asked, "Sam, where in the world are you going with your front door?"

Sam replied, "I lost the key."

I told him, "You better not lose the door, or you won't be able to get in!"

"Yes I will," Sam answered, "I left the window open."

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