"Lost Puppy" joke

A lady buys a ranch comes . She doesnt know what to name the puppy so she decides to take a walk and see if she can think of a name. She walks into town and hears a man calling "THis guy has a hairy butt, this guy has a hairy butt." so the lady decides to name her ranch Hairy Butt. The lady then buys a puppy from a travelling passerbyer. The lady doesnt know what to name the animal so she decides to take a walk and find a name. She is walking along when she hears a bridge going CRACK! CRACK! The lady decides to name her puppy Crack. The next day the puppy is missing. The lady goes into town to find her puppy. She comes to a policeman and says "I looked all over my Hairy Butt but I cant find my Crack.

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