"Lottery Ticket" joke

Santa had a childhood dream of getting rich. So he starts to search for such possibilities. He soon finds a fool proof plan....

The next day at the gurudwara he spends 15 days praying " wahe guru lottery lagwa do" this he does religiously every day.

Weeks pass by..... santa singh still doesn't win a lottery. .... So he decides that this would be his last request from wahe guru.... he again prays to lord...." wahe guru lottery lagwa de ". ... this time the lord replies in a really pissed of tone...." abey khotya... pehle lottery ka ticket to khareed"

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