"Lovely Girl" joke

An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around, ” he ordered.
The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he had re-started it the girl had vanished.
“Driver, ” said the major, “you'd be a total loss in an emergency. ”
“I thought I did pretty well, ” the driver said. “That was my girl. ”

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