"Low Cholestorel" joke

An old, fit couple had died in a car crash.

St. Peter took them to their mansion which had a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and jacuzzi. "It's free", Peter said,"this is Heaven".

Next they went to see the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges. St. Peter said "This is heaven, you play for free."

Next day went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.

"How much to eat?"asked the old man.

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied.

"Well, where are the fat- free and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked timidly.

"That's the best part... you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is heaven".

The old man looked at his wife and said: "You and your bran muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!"