"Lucy's Legs" joke
One day, a stranger approached a new bar. There was a sign on the window that read, "Come inside and tell me what you think I should name my new bar. If it's a good name, I'll give you free drinks for the rest of your life." The stranger entered and got in line for his turn at the naming.
The first guy said, "How about 'Fred's Bar'?" The bartender replied, "No, I don't like that."
The second guy said, "How about 'Hank's Bar'?" "No," said the bartender, "I think that is too plain of a name."
This continued for hours. Finally, it came time for the stranger to have his turn. "How about 'Lucy's Legs'?"
The bartender was overcome with happiness and instructed the stranger to come back in the morning for the start of his free drinks.
The next morning, the stranger returned and was standing around waiting for the bar to open, when a cop drove by very slowly. The cop went around the block a few times and finally pulled over to the side and asked the stranger why he was just standing around in front of the bar so early in the morning.
The stranger replied, "I'm waiting for lucy's legs to open up so I can get my free drink."
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