"Luongo Gets 12-Year Deal" joke

The Vancouver Canucks have signed Roberto Luongo to a 12-year contract. Assuming the NHL is still around in 12 years.

Three hockey fans were driving along when they spied a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman.

Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Vancouver more...

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