"Mafia Don with 2 bodyguards" joke

This wizened old man in sitting between two muscled, dark suited mafia types in the back of a big black limo.
The old man starts to lean to his left and the man pushes him back up straight. The old man starts to lean to his right and that man pushes him up straight.
The old man really looks annoyed. "Who am I!"
One on the men replies. "Your *the man*, the godfather, the capo de capo!!"
The old man responds. "So what I say goes, right?"
"Yeah, boss, yeah, whatever you say goes."
The old man waves his arms in anger. "So why the hell can't I drop a fart when I want to?!"

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