"Magic Miror" joke

There once was a husband and wife who went to a yard sale and looked around. They were about to leave until the wife saw this golden mirror! They went to the man who owned it and asked "how much". The man replied it is cursed! But I will give it to you for $12". They took the mirror home and placed it in there room. Later the wife went to the mirror and started complaining about her tits being so small she said "I whish my tits were as big as ever!" and they grew and grew. she ran down stairs to show here husband. He saw and went to try himself so he went up and shouted "I whish my dick would touch the ground!" and his legs fell off!

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