"Making Puppies" joke

A man and his son were walking through the park one day, when they saw two dogs having sex.
"Daddy, what are they doing?" the young boy asked his father.
Thinking fast, the father said, "Well, son, they're making puppies."
Everything was fine for a few days. Then, one afternoon, the father was making love to his wife when their son walked in on them.
"Daddy, what are you doing?" he asked.
Thinking fast, the father said, "We're making you a baby brother."
The son thought for a moment, then said, "Well, roll her over, Daddy, I'd much rather have a puppy!"

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