"Man and Woman Story" joke

> >>Man & Woman Story
> >>
> >>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
> >>Smart man + smart woman = romance
> >>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> >>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> >>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
> >>
> >>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
> >>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> >>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> >>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> >>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
> >>
>>>SHOPPING MATH
> >>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> >>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
> >>
> >>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
> >>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> >>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> >>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
> >>spend.
> >>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >>
> >>HAPPINESS
> >>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love
> >>him
> >>little.
> >>
> >>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
> >>understand
> >>her at all.
> >>
> >>MEMORY
> >>Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in
> >>two
> >>people remembering the same thing.
> >>
> >>APPEARANCE
> >>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> >>Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> >>
> >>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
> >>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> >>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she
> >>does.
> >>
> >>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
> >>A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
> >>after that is the beginning of a new argument.