"Man goes to a Chinese restaurant..." joke

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the maitre'd there will be at least a twenty minute wait and would he like to wait in the bar. He goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time were three little pigs..."

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