"Managed Care Woes" joke

A guy dies and goes to heaven and he is met by St Peter at the gate who asks, "What did you do all your life?"

The man says, "Well, I was a doctor and I tried to cure people of illness and suffering."

St. Peter opened the gate and said, "Welcome. Come right in!"

The second man dies and he meets St. Peter at the gates and is asked what he had done all his life and he replies, "I was a pharmacist and I filled prescriptions that helped people feel better and relieved their pain."

"Welcome," says St. Peter. He opens the gate and lets the man in.

The third man dies and meets St. Peter at the gate.

"What did you do all your life?" asks St. Peter.

"Oh, I ran an HMO," he replied.

"Welcome," said St. Peter. " Come right in - BUT you can only stay 3 days."