"Many shots of tequilla" joke
A man walked into a bar and ordered 6 shots of tequilla, the bartender, being rather reluctant said, "C'mon man, nothing can be that bad that you need 6 shots of tequilla."
All the man said is, "I just found out that my first son is gay."
"Oh geez," replied the bartender,"here ya go." and he gave him the 6 shots.
2 months later, same guy, same bar, same bartender, this time the man asks for 12 shots of tequilla. Once again the bartender says, "C'mon man, nothing can be that bad that you need 12 shots of tequilla."
And the man replied by stating, "I just found out my second son is gay."
"Oh man, that is pretty bad!" said the bartender feeling really sorry for the man, so he gave him his 12 shots of tequilla.
3 more months went by and the same situation again, this time the man asks for 24 shots of tequilla. The bartender says "God damn man, doesn't anybody in your family eat pussy?"
The man replied, "Yeah, I just found out my daughter does."
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