"Marathi Pj: Tu Aani Me" joke
A hilarious Marathi PJ. ...
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= Tu aani Me =
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tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora
tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath
tu bashi mi cup,
tu ushi mi zhop.
tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat...
mi mungla tu mungi,
tu saadi mi lungi..
tu love mi prem,
tu photo mi frame..
tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.
tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita "Mi Maazha"
tu ghubad mi pankh,
tu vinchu mi dankh.
tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa
tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.
tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.
tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye.....
tu chaha mi lassi,
tu kumkum mi jassi...
tu toop mi loni,
tu dravid mi dhoni....
tu barfi mi pedha,
tu bavlat mi veda...
tu computer mi C. D.,
tu cigaratte mi bidi..
tu dahi mi loni,
tu kes mi pony
tu computer me mail
tu niranjan me tel
tu tiger mi lion
tu dadar me sion
tu takkal mi kes..
tu canteen mi mess
tu kes me konda,
tu dagad me dhonda.. .. »
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.
"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.
"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and more...