"Mark, George and Bob" joke
Have you heard the one about Mark, George and Bob who became good friends?
They decided to go on a vacation together along with their wives. So they rent a large mobile home and away they went. Unfortunately just as they were getting on the highway a semi-trailer ran right over the top of them, sending them all to Peter at the pearly gates.
Mark stepped forward and introduced himself. Peter said "Well its great to meet you, let me check the Big Book and I'll get right back to you." Peter came back with a frown on his face and said "I'm sorry I won't be able to let you in. All you thought about during your life was money, money, money! In fact you didn't marry until you found a girl named Penny! Next."
So George stepped forward, going through the same process until Peter again came back with a frown on his face. Peter said "I'm sorry I won't be able to let you in. All you thought about during your life was drinking, drinking, drinking! In fact you didn't marry until you found a girl named Sherry! Next."
Meanwhile Bob who was watching all that just happened leaned over to his wife and says, "Fanny, let's get the heck out of here!"
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