"Marriage and divorce in heaven…" joke
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder whether they could get married in heaven. St. Peter finally shows up, and they ask him. He says, "I don't know. This is the first time anybody ever asked. Let me go find out." So he leaves. The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder whether they should get married in heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Will we be stuck with each other forever?" St. Peter returns after another month, looking bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple. "You can get married in heaven." "Great," they say. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?" St. Peter, red faced, slams his clipboard to the ground. "For crying out loud!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a preacher up here. Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"
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