"Marriage is like a……" joke
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Friday’s. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in N. Y. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary? ” “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time! ” So I suggested, “How about the kitchen? ” 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! ” So I bought her an electric chair. 7. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. and in case you forget… Marriage is like a violin. After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
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