"Married sex" joke

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed one night, and he asks, "Honey, do you want to have sex tonight?"

"No," she replies.

"Is that your final answer?"

"Yes," she says, "that's my final answer."

The husband thinks carefully for a moment, then asks, "May I phone a friend?"

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