"Marv Albert Christmas Classic" joke
Marv Albert’s Holiday Jingle:
“Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” (sung to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”)
Lacy things - the girlfriend’s missin’, Didn’t ask - her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the store - there’s a teddy, Little straps - like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready? ” We’ll say, ”Whoa, Man! ” “Let’s wait until our women are out of town! ”
Later on, if you wanna, We can dress - like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear
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