"Massa Not Tickled Pink By Rahm's Attentions" joke

Eric Massa, responding to charges he groped a male page, responded, "Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe..."
Apparently, his biggest complaint against Rahm Emanuel's physical contact in the Congressional Gym showers is that Rahm is lousy at tickling.
(Rumors are that Emanuel was just in there trying to keep a fish alive by holding it under the shower head.)

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